The metric system is trash. 1. All those 1s and 0s are super confusing. 2. We're not going to change football fields. 3. When France introduced it at a scientific conference in 1798, they didn't invite the United States. And if you don't invite us to a party, f*** you. WE NEVER FORGET. So put on these patriotic sunnies, chug a beer and scream "IMPERIAL SYSTEM FOR LIFE!"